She's Completely Mad

My sister walks in the room.

Tia: Oh my God, It's actually you!
Me: A wild WHORE has appeared!
Tia: Are we-
Me: TORY uses INSULTS!
Tia: Are we going-
Me: INSULTS are not effective!
Tia: ...
 You are just too awesome for words. Omg

You know you’ve done well when you make Ron Weasley put his food aside.

You know you’ve done well when you make Ron Weasley put his food aside.

isometimeslie:

Sister: What’s that smell?
Me: oh, I don’t know, perhaps lord Voldemort?

She didn’t understand.

I LOL’ed >_<

fob-ulous:

“WOULD YOU LIKE AMMM OR FMMM?!”

accio-cookies:

Who the hell picks the names for storms? “Tropical Storm Emily! That sounds fierce and scary!”

They should let me pick the names. “This one is Tropical Storm Voldemort. Next will be Tropical Storm Megatron and then Tropical Storm Dalek.”

Now those are good names for storms.

tyleroakley:

what.

Sounds solid.

That awkward when you already said “moment” in your head before you read it.

tyleroakley:

accioveritaserum:

Have you considered a gun?